We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
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